Once Upon a Bachelorette Party: A Story-by-Stickers
Call it Hen Night, call it Girl's Night Out, call it what it is: your bachelorette party, potentially the wildest, funniest, and most memorable night of your life. Of course, every girl's night out requires a few good accessories: long-wearing lipstick, ultra-chic handbag, digital camera, and your trusty "Me and My Bad Girl's" photo album.
For those who haven't heard of this trendy tome, consider this story-by-stickers created from its pages:
Once upon a time, eight crazy girls banded together to celebrate that definitive ritual that comes just once in a woman's life: the bachelorette party. The evening went something like this:
7 o'clock. Get ready. Blast your favorite tunes, take a shower, apply makeup and slip into your foxiest gown. Say cheese, and don't forget to add your ready-made caption sticker "Such a fox, I'm attracted to myself!" to the first page of your Bad Girls Photo Album.
8 o'clock. Pile into the limo with eight of your closest girl friends inside. Give hugs all around, then pose for a crazy group shot in transit. Don't forget to add your second sticker "Hitting the Road" to your photo album. Bonus points for capturing the limo driver's pained expression.
9 o'clock. Pre-funk at a trendy bar before hitting the ultimate club. A round of martinis and good-old fashioned girl talk prompt you to dub the third page of your photo album "Better than Therapy."
10 o'clock. Properly tipsy and ready to party, ten o'clock is the perfect time to hit the clubs. Now it's time for some time-honored bachelorette party traditions: Scan the crowd for hot guys, abandon your purses to get down on the dance floor, dare your friend to kiss a stranger, or enter a karaoke contest. Either way, stickers like "On Social Safari" or "Another fallen good girl" are bound to come in handy!
12:30. Time to call it a night, but before the evening ends, convince your limo driver to take you to a scenic spot for one last picture of you and all your gal pals on your last night as a single woman. There's only one appropriate caption for this one, because all though you're about to be a married lady, you're still all "Friends for Life!"
As you can see, though a picture's worth a thousand words, our caption stickers add just the right touch of sentiment and hilarity to create a truly valuable keepsake of an unforgettable night. The End.
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